Ohh the magazines at the check out counter. You know you look at them, at least the cover. So what are you seeing? Nothing extremely important, just some famous people who are airbrushed to look amazing and perfect.Yeah I get jealous too. Why can't my skin be that flawless? Why can"t I be that skinny? Why can't i have those new shoes, that dress and those earrings? Because I'm a broke non-famous human who doesn't make loads of money by being on the front of a magazine cover making everyone else feel bad about themselves. We need less of those magazines that have no really useful information and more magazines that actually have useful information.
Now you may be asking yourself what a useful magazine is. Well it's not seventeen, or People or any of that stuff. What we need at grocery stores is hunting magazine, Truck/car magazines, news magazines. No more of that gossip junk that pollutes your mind with useless tid bits about how to lose 30 pounds in 3 days. Why is a hunting magazine useful? Well because when the zombie apocalypse actually happens that Seventeen magazine isn't going to help you. You need something that tells you about the guns you're going to need, about the animals that are in season that you can hunt, about all that stuff! You won't need to know how to lose 30 pounds in ten days because you're going to be running from zombies looking for a gun that you won;t know how to use!
Good point. I do have a rebuttal however. When the zombie apocalypse comes, those styling tips in seventeen could be more useful than you think. You could do yourselve over to look like one of the zombies. If that doesn't work, you could always try a few of the hundreds of sex tips they publish every week to seduce them into not eating you, well, as a meal that is. When you need to run from zombies for a living, learning to lose 30 lbs. in three days may be more useful than you think. think about it.
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